Harry Potter and Jace Herondale Similarities

Harry: I'm an orphan.

Jace: As am I.

Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.

Jace: Really, mine is a star.

Harry: Well my girlfriend is a ginger.

Jace: So is mine.

Harry: WELL I fought in a war!

Jace: Big deal, so did I.

Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!

Jace: Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.

Harry: Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.

Jace: *polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.

Harry: I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*

Jace: Ditto, mine are siblings.

Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!

Jace: Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.

Harry: Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?

Jace: Yeah, man I miss Hodge.

Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*

Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.

Harry: I hate you.

Jace: I get that a lot. *smirks*

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

(Source: hyanumad)

(Source: keep-4ever)

thatdamnasiankid:

s0ar-ing:

shit. it looked real.

i want this on my wall

(Source: bleadz)

standbymyfivegods:

littlemisssong:

Who is yours?

Mine? Them. :) I regret nothing.

tharanghae:

If my friends point out that my eye bags are huge, I’d be all

“Dude, it’s aegyo sal, not eye bags.”

(Source: lonq)

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

everthorned:

this is the best news article heading ive ever seen

orgygami:

when theres a long intro before a music video